![]() ![]() Unfortunately, unlike the acquisition of Toon News, Inc., it appears that those Bloodsucker eviction notices may have been inadequately timed. The Yesmen are positively beaming with praise, and the Bloodsuckers have effectively used this new communication channel to remind Toons that we will be taking over the rest of their shops. ![]() I have noticed that even Cogs from other departments are enjoying the new platform. Immediately, we dropped another one of our corporate offices in the shop’s place. Pages simply misunderstood our motives, and before long, “happily” obliged. The previous owner of the building refused to accept any calls from our Telemarketers and, because of this, we sent our best Glad Handers to the site with a contract to sign away the building into our possession. There was some opposition, but thankfully the Mover & Shakers continue to report no sightings of the Toon Resistance. ![]() I thank you all for your cooperation along the way. Unlike “Minglermail”, which the Minglers endlessly prattle on about, this platform allows us to use minimal resources while still effectively marketing to all of Toontown. This proposal has been months in the making and, as per the advice of the Legal Eagles, we decided that today is the optimal day to move forward with it. With our recent acquisition of “Toon News for the Amused, Incorporated” (henceforth referred to as “Toon News, Inc.”), productivity and sales have skyrocketed. You can play Toontown Rewritten for free by visiting its official website.Cc: Chief Financial Officer, Chief Justice, Chief Executive Officer
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